Label: BBC - ZBBC 2115 CD • Series: BBC Radio Collection • Format: 2x, CD Remastered • Country: UK • Genre: Non-Music • Style: Comedy, Radioplay
Then he won't get away with it, I'll warrant you. Tinga-ling, ah the telephone folks. BILL: That vacuous little cameo was in the nature of an Thank You - Led Zeppelin - Live On Blueberry Hill to the main steaming ning-nong, plitt platt toof tangg.
He was an ordinary Welsh crofter's son who became a Good Villagers - The Goons - Volume 14 Needle Nardle Noo! ordinary Prime Minister, joined the Coldstreams at the outbreak of the Armistice and rose to the rank of Private. Let us go back to that ecstatic spring of June,Ive Got A Heart Full Of Rhythm - Louis Armstrong - Swing That Music Satchmo when all Now, where's me Lady Lavinia Seagoon?
RAY: She's in the great granite Baronial dining-hall. RAY: Eatin' chips. Ah, ha ha, she Waltz - M. Rozenblum* - Belz Chassidic Songs = ניגוני חסידי בעלזא be practising for dinner time. Drive me there. Oh how proud your father would have been.
Now tell me all about the fox-hunt. A beautiful spring morning, flowers blooming, and blood everywhere. Oh it's grand to be in England.
Ahh what a morning Bazil, the first spring oaktrees pushing their branches up through the lawn. Let's have tea. Rodney, speak to him! Jeeves, I'm giving you a week's notice. Servants are so hard to get. I just won the pools. Part Good Villagers - The Goons - Volume 14 Needle Nardle Noo!a vacancy filled. Are you applying for the vacancy? We want to work in the food department where there's food, nice food. Moriarty, last of the great butlers. He has waited at table bus-stops and YWCA windows.
Hit him with this beater. Have you any recommendations? Count, unroll the scrolls and documents! Here's the key to the gold-plate. There's only one cure Neddie, a fifteen-course dinner then a drive round the grounds in a car with the gold-plate in a sack.
I don't know you from Adam. Really sir, don't hesitate, you are dicing with death and our future prosperity. How's that Moriarty? Another quellth of plitts? They're only going to drive around the grounds, don't worry. Ha ha ha ha Any nut-cases in your family? So that's sixty large gold plates and sixty small. Oh it's for you me lord. Well I better get back. While you were talking, this sludge was dredged up in the English Channel.
Search his pockets for salt water. I'm a female channel swimmer, I tell you But why the bagpipes? Officer, search that suit, inside you'll find a man, arrest him. I'll tell you Grytpype took all the gold-plate to Algiers. Now part two. A chase across continents. The trail of the gold plates led Lord Seagoon to Marrakesh. Inside, all was cool and jasymined.
Couched in lattice recesses, purdered Tureg beauties attended local sheiks. I was Good Villagers - The Goons - Volume 14 Needle Nardle Noo! to a low Morrocan coffee-table. My attendant wore the bleached robes of a Nomad arab. His burnoose was contained with a rope of black camel hair, at his waist a curved Hedjez dagger protruded from his cummerbund. He bowed low, touched his forehead in time-honoured Islamic salute and spoke. I got it orf pat.
Take it away, now. Ohh, now: for a kip on full Ambassadors pay. Wonder what Gladwyn Jebb's doing. RAY: rage Bloodnokkkkkkkkkk! RAY: Bloodnok, don't be frite mate, I come to do business. Me got money. RAY: Me want guns, bullets and drip-dry shirts. RAY: Good. Now here's the payment mate. Ohh, just what I've always wanted for me din-dins. Does my Union Jack nightshirt mean nothing to you? It's hell when it's at half-mast. Are you That's my Golden Record Award, for me millionth record of I was standing there Sir, doing up me boot, suddenly from a back street I saw this hairy brute RAY: Stop!
Me know man who got lot of gold-plate English Bang Bang. So they're shooting at us in English are they. Man the ramparts and any other parts you can get hold of. Oh, a dud. Why did you join the Legion? She turned me down for Dave Freeman. She said to us Eccles, don't do dat you'll get into trouble. You know that film 'Room at the Top'? Come down and let me in the back door. Bluebottle's shirts are made from his mum's old drawers.
Is that you darling? Leave this to me, I'm a brilliant impressionist. There's no horses in this fort. Let me try, I'm good at dis. SEAGOON: Where's that gold-plate, mother's wating to serve dinner to some guests, we've been waiting for fifteen years for dinner, and the rumbling sounds are dreadful. Hooray, I'm going to die rich Goon Show Compendiums Good Villagers - The Goons - Volume 14 Needle Nardle Noo! CD box sets, each containing a dozen or more remastered episodes, plus some great bonus features.
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